Going to Copenhagen? You Can Get Free Sex!
Filed Under: Al Gore on December 5, 2009
In Denmark, they have a Hooker’s Union. I’m not kidding. Prostitutes are unionized. They also have politicians who, like all benighted self-promoting leaders, like to publicly pick on groups like prostitutes in order to make themselves look good to the public.
So Copenhagen’s Mayor, Ritt Bjerregaard (I think that’s pronounced “b-djair eh guard” which translates to “dolt,” though my Danish is a little rusty). Oh, sorry, he’s “Lord Mayor.” Wouldn’t want to mess up his eminence’s title.
Anyway, Copenhagen’s Lord Mayor Dolt decided to take the opportunity to get into the spotlight with the coming Climate Talks–that have become so ridiculous that even King Ridiculous (Al Gore) has bailed out on attending–to caution climate summit guests that they shouldn’t patronize the local sex workers.
Mayor Dolt even went so far as to print little postcards and send them around to 
160 of the local hotels to urge their climate summit guests to “Be sustainable – don’t buy sex.” Somehow, paying a hooker now makes you un-green? I’m not sure how buying sex is now somehow ecologically unfriendly. Maybe it’s the latex condoms or the extra CO2 expelled during the act? I wish his Lordship had explained this more fully. Taking a cue from the Climategate crowd, however, he’s not forthcoming with the raw data.
This, of course, wasn’t taken well by the local sex trade industry, so their union decided to retaliate. How?
By protesting Lord Dolt’s house or the city council?
By writing a letter to the editor of the local newspaper?
By staging walkouts and strikes?
No, they did something better, more grassroots and actionable. They immediately announced to all and sundry that anyone who comes to them bearing one of the Lord Mayor’s cards gets their sex for free.
HA!
Screw you, Mayor!
