GoreMatic Gravity Car!
Filed Under: Al Gore, Humor on December 6, 2009
I have been working for a very long time on this ecological mode of mass transportation and I am very excited about its fruition!
I simply wanted to produce an affordable ($79,000) family car that would usher in new proven technologies. A car that would be “shovel ready” for our new eco-friendly transitional economy.
I am proud to unveil The GoreMatic Sedan!
Made entirely from a naturally felled tree, it boasts no carbon burning engine and no artificially manufactured parts.
My dream of a Gravity Car came naturally to me in the grandiose setting of the Tennessee mountains. A setting befitting grandiose ideas.
The car, assisted by gravity, is totally self-propelling down hill. It is then simply pulled up the next hill. I like to use my Hummer support crew for this part. In flat country, simply push it along and enjoy the view!
The first production run of 3 cars was recalled due to termites, but you can rest assured that I have worked the bugs out.
This car is not recommended for Fire Departments at this time.
Join me. Hold hands. Sing as we usher in a new age.
Note: The picture provides a sneak peek at the new GoreMatic Wave Assist Ski Boat!
-AlGoresBrain
